Butter me up, Baby!
Over the summer, I worked in a restaurant and truly learned what it means to be a piece of meat. If…
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Clean your donkey
There was once a donkey named Derek, who loved to play in mud. On a hot summer’s day when the…
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The Stupidity of Homeopathic Medicine
When I was thirteen, I broke my collarbone in gym class softball. Shattered in four places, it required two surgeries…
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The Economics of Hotdog Man
I remember his hotdogs like it was yesterday. I was aimlessly walking around after class at around half past two…
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