The Minutes
On Mondays and Wednesdays, I have a class on Shakespeare in the Rutherford Physics Building. Right after Shakespeare is American…
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New Semester Resolutions
No more excuses: the end of add/drop is upon us. In one last bound of procrastination, I have decided to…
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Image: Reuters By Garima Karia On October 13th 2016, the next Secretary-General of the world’s most powerful diplomatic organization, the…
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McGill Falls Slightly in Rankings, Entire School Despairs
Like the campus samosa, no one actually knows where these rankings come from, who’s making them, or what’s inside them;…
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SSMU Elections: The Coliseum of McGill
To better procedures of socially tormenting our prospective student representatives Through our SSMU electoral system we have brought together two…
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Give Me a Fall Reading Week or Give Me an F
The skies over Montreal begin to paint themselves a bleak hue of grey, as the gradual transition from summer into…
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A Hairy Situation
Now that students look more like professors than professors do, it seems that beards have crossed that final threshold into…
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Five Exam Myths Debunked
Midterms are here again, and, even though it feels to many of us that the year has just begun, it’s…
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The Sanctity of the Summer Job
As you all know, there are two kinds of people in this world: sharks and everyone else. Though created from…
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Knit-Ties and Bronfman Lies
In recent years, the so called “hipster movement” has become something of a social juggernaut. Flannel shirts, v-necks, and canvas…
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